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10 Witty Travel Quotes By Mark Twain


Are you looking for a Mark Twain travel quote?

Then you’re in a good place, because this is a list of not one, but ten witty travel quotes by Mark Twain!

There isn’t a person who doesn’t love Mark Twain. The man is one of the funniest and most important writers in America, whose humor, literary talent, and insight into the human nature can’t leave anybody indifferent.

What people don’t know about Mark Twain, though, is that he wasn’t only a great writer but also an avid traveller. He travelled extensively throughout his life: U.S., Canada, Hawaii, Europe, Mediterranean, and Middle East. In fact, he’s been more around the world than any man of his time — and probably even of our time, too.

So here are 10 wonderful travel quotes by Mark Twain, coming from his letters and travelogues — all an inspiration to read!

10 Mark Twain Travel Quotes
To Inspire You To Travel

The average man is profoundly ignorant of countries that lie remote from his own. — Mark Twain in Following the Equator

The average man is profoundly ignorant of countries that lie remote from his own

Nothing helps scenery like bacon & eggs. — Mark Twain in Roughing It

Nothing helps scenery like bacon & eggs. Travel quotes by Mark Twain.

There is no unhappiness like the misery of sighting land again after a cheerful, careless voyage. — Mark Twain in Letter to Will Bowen

There is no unhappiness like the misery of sighting land again after a cheerful, careless voyage

The Creator made Italy with designs of Michelangelo. — Mark Twain in The InnocentsAbroad

The Creator made Italy with designs of Michelangelo. Mark Twain travel quote

It used to be a good hotel, but that proves nothing — I used to be a good boy. — Mark Twain in The Innocents Abroad

It used to be a good hotel, but that proves nothing — I used to be a good boy.

They spell it Vinci and pronounce it Vinchi; foreigners always spell better than they pronounce. — Mark Twain in The Innocents Abroad

They spell it Vinci and pronounce it Vinchi; foreigners always spell better than they pronounce.

I have seen all the foreign countries I want to except heaven and hell andI have only a vague curiosity about one of those. — Mark Twain in Letter to W.D.Howells

I have seen all the foreign countries I want to except heaven and hell andI have only a vague curiosity about one of those. (A collection of Mark Twain Travel Quotes)

I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. — Mark Twain in Tom Sawyer Abroad

I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Attributed

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. — Mark Twain in The Innocents Abroad

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts

The last one is my favorite Mark Twain travel quote. But which one is yours?


Which one of these Mark Twain travel quotes
is your favorite?

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Mark Twain travel quote